Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Oppression, Death, and Hypocrisy: Yes A Black Man Can



Obama repeated these words after every sentence, and like a hypnotized population of German drones from another time period, the crowd chanted back; yes we can.

A black President of The United States of America? Yes we can.

A black man to lead his country in suppressing democratic foreign economies to protect his own? Yes we can.

A black man to continue the bombing and slaughter in the Middle East to gain control of oil reserves? Yes we can.

A black man to support dictators who's economic views benefit Americans far more than their own people? Yes we can.

A black man to continue stealing civil rights, which his ancestors fought so hard to gain, through the use of the Patriot Act? Yes we can.

A black man to perform the wishes of gigantic corporations who paid for the most expensive campaign in history? Yes we can.

A black man to bail out wealthy bankers who sold their countrymen and nation out in the name of the green greed that seems to forever fornicate new generations of sociopathic suits? Yes we can.

And so as the camera's panned over weeping black celebrities including Jesse Jackson and Oprah Winfrey, I remained stoic and disenfranchised as disgust reigned over my emotions.

His skin color may have changed but America's belief in their "freedom" of hypocrisy has not. And as much as people dream to believe things will suddenly change, they will not.

The only thing I can be grateful for tonight is that a pageant queen princess psychotic religious nut and a near death shell of a Senator did not gain office to further flush the U.S.'s and world economies down the toilet while furthering the war in Iraq.

Pakistan, watch your P's and Q's. You're next.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Terry Tate Approved This Message


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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Grannys Gone Wild



No, this blog hasn't turned into a sexual deviant's perverted dream(not yet anyways), but it will showcase some disturbing videos of post menopausal gray haired harlots spewing hatred filled political propaganda in jest at random Republican rally's.



This coming American election, which was first billed as the clean campaign, has turned into a vicious eye gouging cockfight as the Republican backroom weasels have tried to mold Senator John McCain into the next President through attack ads, fear mongering insinuations, and outright lies against his opponent Senator Barack Obama.

Following in step with the right wing political masterminds who happen to be her bosses, Palin delivers rehearsed speech after speech to thundering applause at Republican rally's, stating half truths while inciting the mob to the point of calls of treason being screamed from the crowd.



It is now so obvious that the extremist have come out in overwhelming support, much to the chagrin of McCain, as they vocalize their opposition to a black man running for Presidents(which they try to hide) while using assertions that he is connected to Muslims and former terrorists(just to clear things up for international readers, in the U.S. the general consensus is that being a Muslim makes you a terrorist.)

Listen in the background to the chants of "Kill him" as McCain delivers his speech.



Unfortunately for McCain, his attacks and smearing of Barack while effective to the redneck racist crowds, have backfired as he becomes associated with the extreme hate filled regressives of his nation. After making an embarrassing, and some might argue, costly move by canceling on David Letterman, McCain returned to be thoroughly outwitted and called on for his propaganda techniques.

Watch here as Letterman contends the terrorist association point with McCain.



As the election nears, and the anger begins to boil over, one must ask the question, how soon before violence erupts?

And if Barack managers to secure the Commander in Chief position, how long before an attempt on his life?

The Republicans won't have an answer but as economic uncertainty continues and they begin to slip further in the polls, expect them to increase the negative campaigning while hoping their childish tactics will do enough damage to put their man in the top spot, society be damned.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Do You Know The Secret To America?

You've spent hours researching all the candidates running in the U.S. election and through great effort, you've decided on your vote. The three debates, daily newspaper and internet readings, along with many intense discussions with friends and family, has given you the confidence to choose your representative. You go to your local voting booth and insert your ballot.

You come home in a great mood. You've just practiced Democracy and you're proud of yourself. What a great country you live in where you, along with all your peers, get to decide who controls the nation for the next 4 years.

You're on top of the world and are preparing to feel even better because that one friend who always sends you funny emails has left something in your inbox.

Then you open this...



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Sunday, September 7, 2008

High Expectations, Super Alien Athletes, and China's Engineering

Prediction:

By 2020 China will have a super race of genetically engineered pigmy gymnasts who take the sport to a radical and unprecedented new high. In my vision of China's future I see miles of incubator tanks buried beneath the earth's surface where humans are grown to fit into their career and parenting specific categories.

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I, for instance, might want a short child with terrible hand eye coordination but a highly developed medulla oblongata. This will ensure that my puppet, err child, will never be able to bludgeon me to death. For one, they will be so uncoordinated and physically undeveloped that their blows would feel like soft massage touches of a British princess. Secondly, their emotional intelligence will have surpassed that of a Buddhist monk because of their ridiculously enhanced medulla oblongata and nothing I could say or do would ever illicit a violent physical reaction.



If you think China ignores copyrights now, imagine what they’ll do in the realm of biotechnology and genetics. With their enormous amounts of pollution and poor air quality, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were the first nation to cure cancer genetically.



Or more likely, create a massive race of zombie-like superhumans.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Communist Musical Chairs, 80's Dance Hits, and a Dream Is Born

The dastardly Chinese Strike Again: Inferior looking child replaced with future teen model!

China replaced their lead singer of the opening ceremonies with a supposedly more ascetically pleasing stand-in. Where could they have gotten such an idea from?

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The disgusting act was shocking to say the least. Never before had the world seen such deceit on a professional scale.



And to further disgrace everything that is holy and special about the games, the host country decided to pre-tape the Olympic fireworks.

The reason? Pollution.

Too bad for China there wasn’t a storm so they could blame it on the rain...

Chinese schools > Fun>American schools

I foresee massive immigration of North American youth to the Asian super power in the next ten years. Why? Sports schools.

This is freaking genius.

What will our Asian brothers come up with next?

Student: I go to school to play hockey?

Communist Comrade: Yes

Student:
But when do I have time to do all my math and science?

Communist Comrade: No math. No Science. Just hockey.

Student: So its recess all the time?

Communist Comrade: Yes. School IS hockey. Hockey is school. They’re one in the same.

Student: How much does it cost?

Communist Comrade: It’s free. You have to play hard though.

*Pause*

Student: This is a scam, isn’t it? You want my parents to sign up for some magazine subscriptions, don’t you?

Communist Comrade: No. No scam. You come to our school and play hockey all the time.

Student: But...

Communist Comrade: No buts.

Student: Surely you must want something more out of me than just playing hockey?

*Pause*

Student:
Do you get to watch me shower or something? Ah, that’s it. You’re a pedophile. That’s the hook. I must say, you’ve got a much better pitch then Graham James.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Beijing funtown, hypocritical guru’s, and the Tao of China

The wacky Beijing Olympics were a massive success in many respects for the new growing superpower in the East, but they were also a comedic success for the growing poverty blogger in the West (that’s me!). Let’s reveal some of China’s shenanigans
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1)Propaganda

China is like the submissive wife of a violent alcoholic husband who goes overboard in acting nice and “perfect” to the neighbours in hopes that they don’t notice the obvious.

The fact they’re so worried about other countries and their opinions flies in the face of most Eastern philosophies that North American spiritual guru’s like to expulse.

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Tao is undifferentiated
- Because Tao itself has no shape or size, all comparisons fall within it, so there can never be 'real' differences. Often this is used to suggest a neutral, giving attitude.

China is undifferentiated
– Not quite. They aren’t very neutral or giving when they suppress the press (HA! Rhyme), execute political opposition, or takeover large areas of farmland to put in a giant damn and displace thousands of people in the meantime?

Tao returns -This concept is often used to argue against forceful action, on the grounds that Tao (and its manifestations) will flow back, circumvent, and eventually undo any attempts to force it into a particular path.

China returns
–Does this mean that eventually Tibet will flow back to independence?

Tao is subtle and quiet -Many places in the Tao Te Ching point out that dramatic, enticing or noteworthy events may catch the eye and assume significance, but that it is the slow, slight, unobserved and continuous movement of the manifestations of Tao that actually accomplish things.

China is subtle and quiet...



Tao is simultaneously dispassionate and nurturing – Birth and death, from the perspective of Tao, are only movements and transformations of form.

China is simultaneously dispassionate and nurturing
– Oh thats why they have the highest execution rate in their country. They’re not killing people; they’re transforming their form for them. What a beautiful act murder has become.